Time for us to say goodbye.
Don’t expect me to cry
If I never see you again.
I won’t be a bit depressed.
In fact, I’ll feel blessed
If I never see you again.
If we’re passing on the street someday,
Just turn and walk the other way.
OK?
I’ll miss you, of course I shall,
Like I’d miss a root canal,
If I never see you again.
I won’t always need a drink.
I can stop seeing a shrink
If I never see you again.
If we meet at some high-class affair,
I’ll pretend I’m unaware
You’re even there.
I won’t be all alone;
I’ll have my friend Dom Perignon
If I never see you again.
It may seem hard to explain,
But I won’t blow out my brains
If I never see you again.
I’ll make it clear one more time:
I can get along just fine
If I never see you again.
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